Sometimes the smallest things carry the most meaning.
This kiss-cut sticker follows the exact contour of the Milk Drop icon—white background, no border, just the symbol itself. Clean. Intentional. Surprisingly striking once it’s placed.
Most people will see a simple, elegant shape.
A few will know exactly what it is.
Put it on your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case—anywhere you want a subtle mark that blends into the world without announcing itself. It doesn’t explain. It doesn’t perform. It just exists, quietly visible to those who recognize the language.
Yes, it’s a sticker.
And yes—IYKYK.
Details:
Kiss-cut to the exact shape of the Milk Drop icon
Durable, high-quality print with a smooth finish
Looks especially good on dark or neutral surfaces
Available in multiple sizes
A small extra, if you know where to look:
Every signed edition purchased through the store includes one of these Milk Drop stickers free, tucked in as a quiet companion piece.
Each sticker is made to order to reduce overproduction—created deliberately, not stockpiled.
Some symbols are meant to be loud.
This one isn’t.
Bold, smoky, and slightly awkward at barbecues.
Booby-Q Sauce started as a throwaway joke in a blog post about breast milk ice cream. Then it became a fake product listing. Then the image was too good not to share. Then people started finding this page and... well, here we are.
This is Schrödinger's condiment: simultaneously real and not real until someone observes it at a cookout.
THE LORE:
Booby-Q Sauce first appeared in "A Scoop of Solidarity: Frida's Breast Milk Ice Cream and the Sweet Taste of Curiosity," nestled among other playful speculation about what comes next for the frozen aisle. The joke was simple: if we can make breast milk-inspired ice cream, why not make BBQ sauce and call it Booby-Q?
The image was too perfect. The label looked real. The bottle had weight. So we listed it on the site as a gag, expecting nothing.
But then people found it. And laughed. And shared it. And asked "Wait, is this real?"
Not yet. But maybe someday.
WHAT BOOBY-Q REPRESENTS:
- Cultural absurdism (we drink cow's milk and call human milk strange)
- The power of a good visual joke
- Brand personality that doesn't take itself too seriously
- Organic evolution from blog joke → fake product → potential real thing
- The question: "If enough people want the joke to be real, does it become real?"
IF BOOBY-Q WERE REAL, IT WOULD BE:
- Bold, smoky BBQ sauce with hints of molasses
- Medium heat, slight tang, sweet finish
- 12 oz. glass bottle with this exact label
- Guaranteed to start conversations at every cookout
- Packaged with a small card explaining the joke (and the deeper point)
THE DEAL:
Booby-Q Sauce doesn't exist. You can't buy it. There's no bottle to ship. This listing is performance art disguised as e-commerce.
BUT... if enough people want this to be real—if this page keeps getting traffic, if people keep asking "where can I buy this?"—we'll commission a real batch. Small run, limited edition, actual BBQ sauce with this actual label.
Because the best jokes are the ones that become real.
CURRENT STATUS:
- Fictional product with real cultural critique
- Traffic: Surprisingly high for something that doesn't exist
- Production: Not yet
- Price if produced: $19.99
- Stock: 0 (but spiritually infinite)
Want to help Booby-Q Sauce cross from fiction into reality?
- Share this page
- Tag @nurturingdesire with #BoobQSauce or #MakeBoobQReal
- Send us an email saying "I would actually buy this"
- Tell your friends about the sauce that doesn't exist
Until then, Booby-Q Sauce remains what it's always been: a joke that got too good to stay a joke, living in the liminal space between satire and product, waiting to see if the internet believes in it hard enough to make it real.
No actual barbecue sauce, milk, or miracles were harmed in the making of this listing.
(But seriously, if we get 100 requests, we're making this thing.)
Read the original blog post that started it all: https://www.nurturingdesire.com/milk-drops/frida-breast-milk-ice-cream-normalizing-lactation-culture
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